I am a bored, unfortunately-Idahoan wannabe artist.

This blog is where I record my lengthy conversations with the internet.

 

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

mrjakeparker:

Inktober Day 18!

"The power of the crystals corrupted the Seven causing a terrible war. In the end man proved to be too weak to control such awesomeness.

It was decided a creature much more benevolent and tempered would have to bear the power of the crystals.” Star-Locked: A brief History of the Galaxy pg 392 written by Lord Balderben

#inktober #LordBalderben

mrjakeparker:

Inktober Day 18!

"The power of the crystals corrupted the Seven causing a terrible war. In the end man proved to be too weak to control such awesomeness.

It was decided a creature much more benevolent and tempered would have to bear the power of the crystals.” Star-Locked: A brief History of the Galaxy pg 392 written by Lord Balderben

#inktober #LordBalderben

women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.

men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.

mrjakeparker:

Inktober Day 19!

"Work began on what would be humanity’s greatest engineering achievement: Project Cybercorn. Built by the Remus Family, an engineering clan who were instrumental in figuring out how the Star-Lock worked, the Cybercorns beauty and elegance rival any technology built in the Four Galactic Quadrants. Even the iPhone 617S can’t compete." Star-Locked: A brief History of the Galaxy pg 395 written by Lord Balderben

#inktober #LordBalderben

Took yesterday off again to hang with my fam and rest my hand. I sprained my wrist pretty good on Saturday, so the next few Inktobers might be a little shaky.

mrjakeparker:

Inktober Day 19!

"Work began on what would be humanity’s greatest engineering achievement: Project Cybercorn. Built by the Remus Family, an engineering clan who were instrumental in figuring out how the Star-Lock worked, the Cybercorns beauty and elegance rival any technology built in the Four Galactic Quadrants. Even the iPhone 617S can’t compete." Star-Locked: A brief History of the Galaxy pg 395 written by Lord Balderben

#inktober #LordBalderben

Took yesterday off again to hang with my fam and rest my hand. I sprained my wrist pretty good on Saturday, so the next few Inktobers might be a little shaky.

radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.